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10:13 am
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It's almost spring already?
You guys know what the only good thing about springtime? The flowers. No! Wait, I mean the fact that Strong Sad stays in his room for practically three months straight while he tries to avoid getting the old chronic hayfever. So of course Strong Mad and The Cheat and I pipe fresh air in there at every opportunity. I mean, it's gross the way he sneezes, but nowhere in the Making Your Little Brother Miserable Handbook does it say "Don't make him sad if it's gross!", so...
I get the old chronic hayfever too, but it's kinda fun to creep up behind people and then sneeze on them. And they're like "Oh no, you sneezed on me!" and I'm like "A-choo!", 'cause that was me sneezing on them again.
So that's why I don't like springtime very much.
Current Mood:  aggravated
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06:33 pm
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Bored
Ever had one of those days when your big brother and your The Cheat are in Aruba, the moron who follows you around has forgotten how to add two and two, your baby brother is whinier than usual, the local do-gooder hippie wants you to recycle your asbestos cupholders, the annoying coach just remembered that he's supposed to be a coach, the local shopkeeper is having a 150% on sale, the crazy weirdo keeps throwing his hat at you, the cool ball of orange still hasn't landed, and the king thinks he's really the king?
I have. I guess I could hang out with the Poopsmith, but... He smells like a crapsmith. So I guess
Wait a minute. Did I just make the same joke as the King of Town? I-I gotta go.
Current Mood:  bored
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10:46 pm
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More on slash, 'cause it's really freaking me out
Look, I would not fall in love with Homestar Runner just because I accidently kissed him. Or saw him naked. Which is totally disgusting and gave me nightmares. Thanks a lot. You wanna know how I know this? Okay, I'll tell you, but you guys gotta keep it to yourselves.
So there I was, just hanging around in Strong Badia, minding my own business... And Strong Sad's own business... When Stupid walks up and says "Oh, hey Strong Bad. Nice central hook."
I stop punching Strong Sad and say "Central hook? Is that supposed to be like a left hook, or a right hook or something?"
Dumbstar's about to say something else when Dumpus pulls away and runs, and I fall over. And you guys will never guess where I fell. That's right. Right onto Homestar.
His mouth must've been open because he was gonna say something, and as you can see from that stunning portrait of me up there, my mouth is always open. Mom always said, close your mouth and you'll... eat some flies, but uh, I don't really have a nose so... I mean I do I have a nose, but you can't really see it, and it's kinda hard to breath through....
Okay, I'll get on with the story! Geez! So yeah. We kiss by accident. Me and Homestar. And it was the single most disgusting event of my life. Even more disgusting than the time the King of Town ate that whole moldy turkey from last Thanksgiving!
When it's over, both of us spit on the ground a whole lot, and walk away. Not together. In different directions. And we never speak about it again.
I guess maybe I should be thankful I didn't accidently kiss someone even more disgusting, like Coach Z. Or Strong Sad. Speaking of Dumpbutt, lemme clear something up for you: WE ARE NOT SECRETLY IN LOVE. Man, you people are sick. I dunno where you get this stuff from.
Current Mood: annoyed
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02:41 pm
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Okay, so uh... I bet you guys are feeling pretty stupid after the fan club sbemail, huh? Teach you to use my image in disgusting works of fanclub...dom. I like the ladies! My and my girlfriend, uh, Girlfriendia are always doing straight things, like making out... and doing dishes together... And whatever it is couples in love are always doing. So shut up with the dash already. Er, slash.
Current Mood: annoyed
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11:27 pm
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Shut up, Strong Sad
Ugh, Limozeen totally sold out with that single they released with sloshy. Though Limozeen's cover of We Don't Even Really Care About You is a vast improvement upon the original.
Shut up, Strong Sad.
Current Music: We Don't Even Really Care About You - Limozeen
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